\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Bul\u0103 st\u0103tea pe prisp\u0103 cu un bun prieten, savur\u00e2nd o bere rece \u0219i lini\u0219tea serii.<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, \u00eei zice amicul, cum se face c\u0103 tu \u0219i Bubulina nu v\u0103 certa\u021bi niciodat\u0103? De 20 de ani sunte\u021bi \u00eempreun\u0103 \u0219i e o armonie de invidiat la voi \u00een cas\u0103. Care-i secretul?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 trage tacticos din \u021bigar\u0103, se uit\u0103 \u00een zare \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, totul a \u00eenceput chiar din luna de miere. Am plecat noi \u00een Mexic \u0219i am \u00eenchiriat un m\u0103gar s\u0103 urc\u0103m pe un munte, s\u0103 vedem ni\u0219te ruine. La un moment dat, m\u0103garul s-a \u00eempiedicat pe o potec\u0103 \u00eengust\u0103. Bubulina, cu o voce nea\u0219teptat de calm\u0103, a zis doar at\u00e2t: \u201ePrima dat\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i? \u00eentreab\u0103 curios prietenul.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Am mers mai departe, iar dup\u0103 vreo zece minute, m\u0103garul s-a \u00eempiedicat a doua oar\u0103. Bubulina, la fel de calm\u0103, a fixat animalul cu privirea \u0219i a zis: \u201eA doua oar\u0103\u201d. La a treia \u00eempiedicare, Bubulina n-a mai scos un cuv\u00e2nt. A scos un pistol din po\u0219et\u0103 \u0219i l-a \u00eempu\u0219cat pe bietul animal direct \u00een frunte.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamne fere\u0219te, Bul\u0103! \u0218i tu ce-ai f\u0103cut? N-ai s\u0103rit la ea?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ba cum s\u0103 nu! Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 urlu la ea ca un descreierat, c\u0103 e nebun\u0103 cu acte, c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit garan\u021bie pe m\u0103gar, c\u0103 e cruzime \u00eempotriva animalelor \u0219i c\u0103 ne-a distrus vacan\u021ba…<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i ea? Ce a f\u0103cut? a \u00eentrebat amicul cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… s-a uitat fix \u00een ochii mei, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103, \u0219i mi-a spus scurt: \u201ePrima dat\u0103\u201d. De atunci, prietene, e o lini\u0219te \u00een cas\u0103 de se aude cum trece timpul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Bul\u0103 st\u0103tea pe prisp\u0103 cu un bun prieten, savur\u00e2nd o bere rece \u0219i lini\u0219tea serii. \u2014 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, \u00eei zice amicul, cum se face c\u0103 tu \u0219i Bubulina…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}