Maria \u0219i Ion st\u0103teau la cafeaua de diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2nd Maria \u00eencepe cu un glas gale\u0219:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ionic\u0103, drag\u0103, se apropie aniversarea noastr\u0103 de 10 ani \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la ceva special…<\/p>\n
Ion, sim\u021bind cum \u00eei tremur\u0103 portofelul \u00een buzunar, \u00eentreab\u0103 precaut:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce anume, M\u0103rie? C\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 timpurile sunt grele \u0219i facturile sunt mari.<\/p>\n
\u2014 A\u0219 vrea un cadou care s\u0103 ajung\u0103 de la 0 la 100 \u00een mai pu\u021bin de 3 secunde! \u0218i neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fie un albastru deschis, ca cerul de var\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ion nu spune nimic, d\u0103 din cap aprobator \u0219i pleac\u0103 la treab\u0103. Maria, entuziasmat\u0103, deja se vedea la volanul unui bolid de lux, f\u0103c\u00e2nd furori prin sat.<\/p>\n
A doua zi, c\u00e2nd se \u00eentoarce Ion, \u00eei las\u0103 Mariei un pachet mare pe masa din buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Maria, cu inima b\u0103t\u00e2nd s\u0103-i sar\u0103 din piept, rupe ambalajul cu frenezie.<\/p>\n
\u00cen\u0103untru g\u0103se\u0219te… un c\u00e2ntar de baie nou-nou\u021b, de un albastru str\u0103lucitor.<\/p>\n
Se uit\u0103 Maria lung la el, apoi la Ion, care-i zice z\u00e2mbind m\u00e2ndru:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Na, M\u0103rie! S\u0103 nu zici c\u0103 nu-s atent la dorin\u021bele tale. \u0102sta ajunge la sut\u0103 \u0219i-n dou\u0103 secunde dac\u0103 te urci pe el dup\u0103 sarmalele de la soacr\u0103-mea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Maria \u0219i Ion st\u0103teau la cafeaua de diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2nd Maria \u00eencepe cu un glas gale\u0219: \u2014 Ionic\u0103, drag\u0103, se apropie aniversarea noastr\u0103 de 10 ani \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la ceva…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}