{"id":12809,"date":"2026-04-11T06:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-11T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/04\/11\/ciobanul-si-turistul\/"},"modified":"2026-04-11T06:01:00","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T06:01:00","slug":"ciobanul-si-turistul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/04\/11\/ciobanul-si-turistul\/","title":{"rendered":"Ciobanul \u0219i turistul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Turistul: \u201eBaciule, c\u00e2t e ceasul?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>. Ciobanul ridic\u0103 bila berbecului \u0219i zice: \u201eE 12 f\u0103r\u0103 un sfert\u201d<\/p>\n<p>. Turistul mirat: \u201eCum ai aflat ridic\u00e2nd bila?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eP\u0103i dac\u0103 n-o ridic, nu v\u0103d ceasul de la prim\u0103rie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turistul: \u201eBaciule, c\u00e2t e ceasul?\u201d . Ciobanul ridic\u0103 bila berbecului \u0219i zice: \u201eE 12 f\u0103r\u0103 un sfert\u201d . Turistul mirat: \u201eCum ai aflat ridic\u00e2nd bila?\u201d . \u201eP\u0103i dac\u0103 n-o ridic,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123],"tags":[128,125,108,105,102,127,131,34,130],"class_list":["post-12809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_de_cafea","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-razi-cu-lacrimi","tag-special","tag-top-bancuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}