Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe prisp\u0103, privind lini\u0219ti\u021bi spre drum \u0219i bucur\u00e2ndu-se de r\u0103coarea serii. Deodat\u0103, opre\u0219te \u00een dreptul por\u021bii o ma\u0219in\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, din care coboar\u0103 un turist foarte agitat, cu o hart\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Excuse me, do you speak English? \u00eentreab\u0103 el speranzat.<\/p>\n
Cei doi se uit\u0103 lung la el, mestec\u00e2nd tacticos c\u00e2te un fir de iarb\u0103, dar nu scot un cuv\u00e2nt. Turistul nu se las\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Parlez-vous fran\u00e7ais?<\/p>\n
Ion se scarpin\u0103 \u00een cap, Gheorghe prive\u0219te fix spre dealuri. Str\u0103inul \u00eencearc\u0103 disperat \u00een toate limbile pe care le mai \u0219tia:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Parlate italiano? \u00bfHabla espa\u00f1ol?<\/p>\n
V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu ob\u021bine nicio reac\u021bie, omul d\u0103 din m\u00e2n\u0103 a pagub\u0103, se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103 cu sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2it de ro\u021bi.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 vreo zece minute de t\u0103cere deplin\u0103, timp \u00een care praful l\u0103sat de ma\u0219in\u0103 s-a a\u0219ezat la loc pe uli\u021b\u0103, Gheorghe zice rar:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, m\u0103i Ioane… poate n-ar fi r\u0103u s\u0103 \u0219tim \u0219i noi o limb\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, c\u0103 vezi c\u0103 lumea circul\u0103, se modernizeaz\u0103 satul…<\/p>\n
Ion \u00eel prive\u0219te cu o calm \u0219i o logic\u0103 imbatabil\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ap\u0103i, de ce, m\u0103i Gheorghe? No, uit\u0103-te la \u0103la: \u0219tia vreo cinci \u0219i la ce i-o folosit? C\u0103 t\u0103t cu noi n-o putut vorbi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe prisp\u0103, privind lini\u0219ti\u021bi spre drum \u0219i bucur\u00e2ndu-se de r\u0103coarea serii. Deodat\u0103, opre\u0219te \u00een dreptul por\u021bii o ma\u0219in\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, din care coboar\u0103 un turist foarte agitat,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12808"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}