\u00centr-o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103, Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103 vizibil nedumerit \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe tat\u0103l s\u0103u, care citea ziarul pe canapea:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi explici \u0219i mie, te rog, care este diferen\u021ba dintre \u201eteoretic\u201d \u0219i \u201epractic\u201d? C\u0103 doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare ne-a dat tem\u0103 \u0219i eu n-am \u00een\u021beles mare lucru.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l las\u0103 ziarul jos, se g\u00e2nde\u0219te pu\u021bin \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 E simplu, Bul\u0103. Uite, du-te la m\u0103-ta \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i \u00eentreab-o dac\u0103 s-ar culca cu Brad Pitt pentru un milion de euro.<\/p>\n
Se duce Bul\u0103, fuge \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i se \u00eentoarce dup\u0103 dou\u0103 minute cu ochii m\u0103ri\u021bi:<\/p>\n
\u2014 A zis c\u0103 da, tat\u0103! A zis c\u0103 de banii \u0103ia ne-am lua vil\u0103 cu piscin\u0103 \u0219i n-ar mai trebui s\u0103 spele vase toat\u0103 via\u021ba!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bun, zice tat\u0103l. Acum du-te la sor\u0103-ta \u00een camer\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab-o acela\u0219i lucru.<\/p>\n
Se duce Bul\u0103, se \u00eentoarce imediat, \u0219i mai entuziasmat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i ea a zis c\u0103 da, tat\u0103! A zis c\u0103 de banii \u0103ia \u00ee\u0219i ia ma\u0219in\u0103 decapotabil\u0103 \u0219i se mut\u0103 direct la Paris.<\/p>\n
Atunci tat\u0103l se uit\u0103 fix \u00een ochii lui Bul\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei explic\u0103 grav:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vezi tu, fiule? Teoretic, \u00een momentul \u0103sta, noi suntem milionari \u00een euro. Practic… practic locuim cu dou\u0103 curve \u00een cas\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103, Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103 vizibil nedumerit \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe tat\u0103l s\u0103u, care citea ziarul pe canapea: \u2014 Tat\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi explici \u0219i mie, te rog, care…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}