\u00centr-o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, Bul\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een sufragerie unde tat\u0103l s\u0103u citea ziarul, iar bunica cro\u0219eta lini\u0219tit\u0103 pe fotoliu.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, am primit o tem\u0103 grea la \u0219coal\u0103, zice Bul\u0103 sc\u0103rpin\u00e2ndu-se \u00een ceaf\u0103. Trebuie s\u0103 explic\u0103m diferen\u021ba dintre \u201eteoretic\u201d \u0219i \u201epractic\u201d.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l las\u0103 ziarul jos, prive\u0219te pe geam \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103, e simplu, dar pentru asta trebuie s\u0103 facem un mic experiment social \u00een familie. Mergi la maic\u0103-ta \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i \u00eentreab-o dac\u0103, pentru un milion de euro, s-ar culca cu Brad Pitt.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 fuge \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i revine imediat, cu ochii m\u0103ri\u021bi de uimire:<\/p>\n
\u2014 A zis c\u0103 da, tat\u0103! A zis c\u0103 ne-am lua vil\u0103 la munte, ma\u0219in\u0103 nou\u0103 \u0219i ne-am asigura viitorul pe trei genera\u021bii!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bun, zice tat\u0103l cu un z\u00e2mbet amar. Acum mergi la bunic\u0103-ta \u0219i \u00eentreab-o dac\u0103 ar face acela\u0219i lucru pentru aceea\u0219i sum\u0103.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, care \u00eei r\u0103spunde f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stea pe g\u00e2nduri. Bul\u0103 revine g\u00e2f\u00e2ind:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bunica a zis c\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta ei, un milion de euro e o pensie divin\u0103, deci accept\u0103 cu ambele m\u00e2ini!<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, se uit\u0103 lung la Bul\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei explic\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vezi, tat\u0103? Teoretic, noi acum st\u0103m pe dou\u0103 milioane de euro. Practic… st\u0103m \u00een cas\u0103 cu dou\u0103 femei dubioase \u0219i n-avem un leu \u00een buzunar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, Bul\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een sufragerie unde tat\u0103l s\u0103u citea ziarul, iar bunica cro\u0219eta lini\u0219tit\u0103 pe fotoliu. \u2014 Tat\u0103, am primit o tem\u0103 grea la \u0219coal\u0103, zice Bul\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}