Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, cu un aer extrem de preocupat \u0219i cu fruntea \u00eencre\u021bit\u0103. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, a\u0219ezat confortabil \u00een fotoliu, \u00eel prive\u0219te peste ziar:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce-i cu tine, Bul\u0103? Parc\u0103 ai toate cor\u0103biile \u00eenecate. Iar ai luat vreun patru?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, tat\u0103, dar doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare ne-a dat o tem\u0103 despre care habar n-am. Trebuie s\u0103 explic\u0103m, cu exemple din via\u021ba real\u0103, ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 ‘diploma\u021bia’.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l las\u0103 ziarul jos, ia o gur\u0103 de bere \u0219i se g\u00e2nde\u0219te un moment:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Fii atent aici, Bul\u0103. Diploma\u021bia este arta de a-i spune cuiva s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la naiba \u00een a\u0219a fel \u00eenc\u00e2t respectivul s\u0103 fie ner\u0103bd\u0103tor s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toria!<\/p>\n
A doua zi, Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce de la \u0219coal\u0103 cu un ochi v\u00e2n\u0103t \u0219i cu hainele pe jum\u0103tate rupte. Tat\u0103l, \u00eengrozit:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamne fere\u0219te, Bul\u0103! Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? N-ai folosit defini\u021bia mea?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ba da, tat\u0103, exact a\u0219a i-am spus doamnei \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare c\u00e2nd m-a scos la tabl\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i ea ce a f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, mi-a demonstrat c\u0103 ea nu e deloc diplomat\u0103. \u00cen timp ce eu \u00eei explicam cu mult farmec unde trebuie s\u0103 plece \u0219i c\u00e2t de mult o s\u0103-i plac\u0103 acolo, ea a trecut direct la ‘politica extern\u0103’ cu rigla de lemn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, cu un aer extrem de preocupat \u0219i cu fruntea \u00eencre\u021bit\u0103. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, a\u0219ezat confortabil \u00een fotoliu, \u00eel prive\u0219te peste ziar: \u2014 Ce-i cu tine,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}