Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 pe la 3 diminea\u021ba, vizibil ame\u021bit, \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se strecoare \u00een dormitor f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 o trezeasc\u0103 pe Bubulina. Se dezbrac\u0103 tiptil \u00een \u00eentuneric, dar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 se bage sub p\u0103tur\u0103, Bubulina aprinde veioza \u0219i \u00eel prive\u0219te fix:<\/p>\n
– Bul\u0103, iar ai venit la ora asta? Te-ai uitat la ceas?<\/p>\n
– Draga mea, am fost la o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103 la partid. S-a discutat despre viitorul \u021b\u0103rii, nu puteam s\u0103 plec pur \u0219i simplu!<\/p>\n
– Da? \u0218i de ce miro\u0219i a vinars \u0219i a usturoi de la o po\u0219t\u0103?<\/p>\n
– Bubulina, e\u0219ti incredibil\u0103… Astea sunt mirosurile efortului intelectual! C\u00e2nd mintea lucreaz\u0103 la tura\u021bie maxim\u0103, corpul elimin\u0103 toxinele stresului.<\/p>\n
– Bine, m\u0103i geniu ne\u00een\u021beles… \u0219i dac\u0103 tot ai fost la \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi explici de ce por\u021bi o singur\u0103 \u0219oset\u0103, iar \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een loc de serviet\u0103, \u021bii un capac de toalet\u0103?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se uit\u0103 lung la capac, \u00eel a\u0219az\u0103 tacticos sub bra\u021b \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu o demnitate sf\u00e2\u0219ietoare:<\/p>\n
– Vezi? Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 fii un so\u021b gospodar! Am observat c\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219 totul se duce pe apa s\u00e2mbetei, a\u0219a c\u0103 am decis s\u0103 salvez m\u0103car ce e mai important pentru confortul nostru de acas\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 pe la 3 diminea\u021ba, vizibil ame\u021bit, \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se strecoare \u00een dormitor f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 o trezeasc\u0103 pe Bubulina. Se dezbrac\u0103 tiptil \u00een \u00eentuneric, dar c\u00e2nd…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}