Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 spre diminea\u021b\u0103, cl\u0103tin\u00e2ndu-se serios \u0219i cu un miros puternic de distilerie dup\u0103 el. Bubulina \u00eel a\u0219tepta \u00een hol, cu bra\u021bele \u00eencruci\u0219ate \u0219i cu o privire care t\u0103ia sticla.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103! Iar ai b\u0103ut cu b\u0103ie\u021bii p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta?! Ai promis c\u0103 te schimbi!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se sprijin\u0103 cu un um\u0103r de cuier \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i focalizeze privirea:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Iubito… te rog s\u0103 nu ridici vocea. Vin de la o conferin\u021b\u0103 foarte serioas\u0103 despre psihologia de cuplu \u0219i fericirea domestic\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 O conferin\u021b\u0103 la c\u00e2rcium\u0103, nu?! \u0218i ce-ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat acolo, filozofule, \u00eentre dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri de p\u0103linc\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat un lucru esen\u021bial, zice Bul\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 par\u0103 demn \u00een timp ce \u00eei fugea p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de sub picioare. Am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat c\u0103, \u00eentr-o c\u0103snicie modern\u0103 \u0219i fericit\u0103, b\u0103rbatul trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna ultimul cuv\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n
Bubulina face un pas spre el, ridic\u00e2nd amenin\u021b\u0103tor un f\u0103c\u0103le\u021b g\u0103sit strategic pe masa din hol:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Auzi, m\u0103i curajosule? \u0218i care este, mai exact, ultimul t\u0103u cuv\u00e2nt \u00een casa asta, \u00eenainte s\u0103-\u021bi fac freza cu instrumentul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se pr\u0103bu\u0219e\u0219te rapid \u00een genunchi \u0219i \u00eeng\u0103im\u0103 cu o umilin\u021b\u0103 profund\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ultimul meu cuv\u00e2nt este: \u201eAm \u00een\u021beles, iubito, te rog s\u0103 m\u0103 ier\u021bi, c\u0103 nu se mai repet\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 spre diminea\u021b\u0103, cl\u0103tin\u00e2ndu-se serios \u0219i cu un miros puternic de distilerie dup\u0103 el. Bubulina \u00eel a\u0219tepta \u00een hol, cu bra\u021bele \u00eencruci\u0219ate \u0219i cu o privire care t\u0103ia…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}