La ora de dirigen\u021bie, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare dore\u0219te s\u0103 verifice agilitatea mental\u0103 a elevilor \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Copii, fi\u021bi aten\u021bi! Dac\u0103 pe o creang\u0103 stau 5 vr\u0103biu\u021be \u0219i eu trag cu pra\u0219tia \u0219i nimeresc una, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n pe creang\u0103?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, iute ca s\u0103geata, ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Niciuna, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cum a\u0219a, Bul\u0103? Calculul e simplu: 5 minus 1 fac 4.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eh, matematic o fi a\u0219a, doamn\u0103, dar practic, la auzul pocniturii, restul vr\u0103biu\u021belor \u00ee\u0219i iau zborul imediat!<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea, amuzat\u0103 de spiritul b\u0103iatului, \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bravo, Bul\u0103! Nu e r\u0103spunsul corect matematic, dar \u00eemi place mult modul t\u0103u creativ de a g\u00e2ndi.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, sim\u021bind c\u0103 e momentul lui de glorie, pluseaz\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, \u00eemi permite\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 pun \u0219i eu o \u00eentrebare de logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Desigur, Bul\u0103. Te ascult.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Se face c\u0103 trei doamne stau la o teras\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103 la cornet. Prima o linge tacticos pe margini, a doua o mu\u0219c\u0103 cu poft\u0103, iar a treia o suge u\u0219or. \u00centrebarea este: care dintre ele este m\u0103ritat\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea se f\u00e2st\u00e2ce\u0219te, se \u00eenro\u0219e\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 la r\u0103d\u0103cina p\u0103rului \u0219i, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva clipe de ezitare, r\u0103spunde cu voce joas\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… probabil cea care o suge?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 r\u00e2nje\u0219te cu tot sufletul \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare! Cea care are verighet\u0103 pe deget… dar s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eemi place la nebunie modul dumneavoastr\u0103 de a g\u00e2ndi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La ora de dirigen\u021bie, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare dore\u0219te s\u0103 verifice agilitatea mental\u0103 a elevilor \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2014 Copii, fi\u021bi aten\u021bi! Dac\u0103 pe o creang\u0103 stau 5 vr\u0103biu\u021be \u0219i eu trag…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}