Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103, tr\u00e2nte\u0219te ghiozdanul \u00een hol \u0219i se a\u0219az\u0103 la mas\u0103 cu o mutr\u0103 foarte serioas\u0103. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, observ\u00e2ndu-i atitudinea, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce-i cu tine, Bul\u0103? Te-a certat doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare sau ai luat vreun 4 la matematic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, tat\u0103, chiar din contr\u0103! Ast\u0103zi am fost singurul din clas\u0103 care a dat dovad\u0103 de o onestitate imbatabil\u0103, r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103 cu pieptul bombat.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bravo, tat\u0103! A\u0219a te-am crescut. Dar ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat mai exact?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare ne-a \u00eentrebat cine a spart geamul de la cancelarie cu mingea \u00een pauza mare.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i? Tu ai recunoscut?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu chiar… A \u00eentrebat: \u201eCine a spart geamul?\u201d. S-a l\u0103sat o t\u0103cere morm\u00e2ntal\u0103. To\u021bi colegii se uitau \u00een b\u0103nci, tremurau de fric\u0103, nimeni nu scotea un sunet.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i tu ce ai f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eu, tat\u0103, c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut c\u0103 nu r\u0103spunde nimeni, m-am ridicat \u00een picioare, am privit-o drept \u00een ochi \u0219i i-am spus: \u201eDoamn\u0103, dac\u0103 tot nu recunoa\u0219te nimeni, eu propun s\u0103 trecem la lec\u021bia urm\u0103toare \u0219i s\u0103 nu mai pierdem timpul cu investiga\u021bii inutile c\u0103 ne prinde ora de sport!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103, tr\u00e2nte\u0219te ghiozdanul \u00een hol \u0219i se a\u0219az\u0103 la mas\u0103 cu o mutr\u0103 foarte serioas\u0103. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, observ\u00e2ndu-i atitudinea, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2014 Ce-i cu tine, Bul\u0103?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}