{"id":12791,"date":"2026-04-02T06:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-02T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/04\/02\/bula-si-examenul\/"},"modified":"2026-04-02T06:01:00","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T06:01:00","slug":"bula-si-examenul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/04\/02\/bula-si-examenul\/","title":{"rendered":"Bula \u0219i examenul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Profesorul: \u201eBula, ce po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui despre c\u0103pitanul Cook?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>. Bula: \u201eC\u0103 a f\u0103cut o c\u0103l\u0103torie \u00een jurul lumii \u0219i a murit \u00een timpul ei\u201d<\/p>\n<p>. Profesorul: \u201eP\u0103i \u0219i cine a mai r\u0103mas?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>. Bula: \u201eEchipajul, c\u0103 ei n-au murit to\u021bi odat\u0103 cu el!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Profesorul: \u201eBula, ce po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui despre c\u0103pitanul Cook?\u201d . Bula: \u201eC\u0103 a f\u0103cut o c\u0103l\u0103torie \u00een jurul lumii \u0219i a murit \u00een timpul ei\u201d . Profesorul: \u201eP\u0103i \u0219i cine&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123],"tags":[128,125,108,105,102,127,131,34,130],"class_list":["post-12791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_de_cafea","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-razi-cu-lacrimi","tag-special","tag-top-bancuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}