{"id":12790,"date":"2026-04-01T16:00:26","date_gmt":"2026-04-01T16:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/logica-lui-bula-dupa-o-noapte-de-pomina\/"},"modified":"2026-04-01T16:00:26","modified_gmt":"2026-04-01T16:00:26","slug":"logica-lui-bula-dupa-o-noapte-de-pomina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/04\/01\/logica-lui-bula-dupa-o-noapte-de-pomina\/","title":{"rendered":"Logica lui Bul\u0103 dup\u0103 o noapte de pomin\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 pe la 3 diminea\u021ba, destul de \u201evesel\u201d \u0219i cu cravata legat\u0103 \u00een jurul frun\u021bii. Bubulina, cu bra\u021bele \u00eencruci\u0219ate \u0219i privirea t\u0103ioas\u0103, \u00eel a\u0219tepta \u00een pragul u\u0219ii:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ei, ia zi, domnule Bul\u0103! Pe unde ai umblat p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta? Te crezi cumva pas\u0103re de noapte?<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103streze echilibrul \u0219i demnitatea, r\u0103spunde poticnit:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Draga mea, nu m\u0103 judeca&#8230; am fost la o conferin\u021b\u0103 spontan\u0103 despre fericirea \u00een cuplu \u0219i despre percep\u021bia timpului.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 La 3 diminea\u021ba? \u0218i unde s-a \u021binut conferin\u021ba asta, la \u201eC\u00e2rciuma lui Gicu\u201d de la parter?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu conteaz\u0103 loca\u021bia, Bubulino, conteaz\u0103 rezultatul! Am fost cu b\u0103ie\u021bii s\u0103 test\u0103m teoria relativit\u0103\u021bii lui Einstein \u00een practic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce teorie, m\u0103i Bul\u0103? Tu abia mai nimere\u0219ti gaura cheii!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P\u0103i, fii atent\u0103 la logica \u0219tiin\u021bific\u0103: C\u00e2nd stau cu tine acas\u0103 \u0219i te ui\u021bi la telenovele, 5 minute trec de parc\u0103 ar fi 5 ore. Dar c\u00e2nd stau cu b\u0103ie\u021bii la o bere, 5 ore trec ca \u0219i cum ar fi doar 5 minute. E fizic\u0103 pur\u0103, draga mea! Nu m\u0103 po\u021bi condamna pe mine pentru legile universului!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 pe la 3 diminea\u021ba, destul de \u201evesel\u201d \u0219i cu cravata legat\u0103 \u00een jurul frun\u021bii. Bubulina, cu bra\u021bele \u00eencruci\u0219ate \u0219i privirea t\u0103ioas\u0103, \u00eel a\u0219tepta \u00een pragul u\u0219ii: \u2014&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}