Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, vizibil sup\u0103rat \u0219i cu carnetul de note ascuns la spate.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, sim\u021bind c\u0103 ceva nu e \u00een regul\u0103, \u00eel ia la \u00eentreb\u0103ri:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, ce-ai f\u0103cut azi la ora de biologie? Te-a ascultat din p\u0103s\u0103ri, a\u0219a cum ziceai?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Da, tat\u0103… dar am luat un 4. E nedrept!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cum a\u0219a, m\u0103? Nu te-ai preg\u0103tit?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ba da, dar profesoara a fost ciudat\u0103 r\u0103u de tot! A pus pe catedr\u0103 o colivie acoperit\u0103 complet cu o p\u00e2nz\u0103 neagr\u0103, din care se vedeau doar picioarele unei p\u0103s\u0103ri. \u0218i m-a \u00eentrebat direct: \u201eBul\u0103, dup\u0103 picioarele astea, spune-mi ce pas\u0103re se afl\u0103 \u00een colivie?\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i tu ce-ai zis?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, ce s\u0103 zic? I-am zis: \u201eNu \u0219tiu, doamn\u0103, c\u0103 doar nu-s pedichiurist!\u201d. Atunci ea s-a enervat la culme \u0219i a strigat: \u201eE\u0219ti un ignorant \u0219i un obraznic! Cum te cheam\u0103, s\u0103-\u021bi trec nota \u00een catalog?\u201d.<\/p>\n
La care Bul\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stea pe g\u00e2nduri, \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 pantalonii p\u00e2n\u0103 la genunchi \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ghici\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103, doamn\u0103, c\u0103 doar sunte\u021bi specialist\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, vizibil sup\u0103rat \u0219i cu carnetul de note ascuns la spate. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, sim\u021bind c\u0103 ceva nu e \u00een regul\u0103, \u00eel ia la \u00eentreb\u0103ri: \u2014…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}