{"id":12786,"date":"2026-03-30T16:00:29","date_gmt":"2026-03-30T16:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/03\/30\/bula-si-logica-de-fier-la-ora-de-romana\/"},"modified":"2026-03-30T16:00:29","modified_gmt":"2026-03-30T16:00:29","slug":"bula-si-logica-de-fier-la-ora-de-romana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/03\/30\/bula-si-logica-de-fier-la-ora-de-romana\/","title":{"rendered":"Bul\u0103 \u0219i logica de fier la ora de rom\u00e2n\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, cu un aer foarte m\u00e2ndru. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, \u0218trul, \u00eel prive\u0219te cu speran\u021b\u0103:<\/p>\n

– Ei, Bul\u0103, cum a fost azi? Te-a ascultat doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare?<\/p>\n

– Da, tat\u0103! Ne-a pus pe to\u021bi s\u0103 facem o propozi\u021bie care s\u0103 con\u021bin\u0103 cuv\u00e2ntul \u201eprobabil\u201d.<\/p>\n

– \u0218i ce-ai zis, tat\u0103? Te-ai descurcat?<\/p>\n

– P\u0103i, m-am ridicat \u00een picioare \u0219i am zis: \u201eProbabil c\u0103 bunicul meu a plecat la plimbare \u00een parc cu ziarul sub bra\u021b\u201d.<\/p>\n

– Bravo, Bul\u0103! E o propozi\u021bie corect\u0103. \u0218i ce a zis doamna?<\/p>\n

– M-a \u00eentrebat: \u201eBul\u0103, dar de ce ai folosit ‘probabil’?\u201d.<\/p>\n

– \u0218i tu ce i-ai r\u0103spuns?<\/p>\n

– I-am zis direct: \u201eP\u0103i, doamn\u0103, probabil c\u0103 se duce la WC, c\u0103 bunicul meu nu \u0219tie s\u0103 citeasc\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, cu un aer foarte m\u00e2ndru. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, \u0218trul, \u00eel prive\u0219te cu speran\u021b\u0103: – Ei, Bul\u0103, cum a fost azi? Te-a ascultat doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare? –…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}