Bul\u0103, vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 testeze devotamentul Bubulinei, se g\u00e2nde\u0219te la o fars\u0103 de zile mari. \u00cei las\u0103 un bilet pe mas\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu mai suport, via\u021ba l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine e un calvar. Am plecat definitiv. S\u0103 nu m\u0103 cau\u021bi!<\/p>\n
Imediat dup\u0103 ce las\u0103 biletul, se strecoar\u0103 cu greu sub pat, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd cu sufletul la gur\u0103 reac\u021bia so\u021biei. Dup\u0103 zece minute, intr\u0103 Bubulina \u00een dormitor. Vede biletul, \u00eel cite\u0219te \u00een t\u0103cere, apoi \u00eencepe s\u0103 fredoneze o melodie vesel\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 danseze prin camer\u0103.<\/p>\n
Scoate telefonul \u0219i sun\u0103 pe cineva:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Iubitule, e\u0219ti liber! \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it a plecat neghiobul! Nu \u0219tiu unde, dar nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. M\u0103 schimb \u0219i vin direct la tine. Te pup dulce!<\/p>\n
Bubulina iese din camer\u0103 tr\u00e2ntind u\u0219a. Bul\u0103, cu lacrimi \u00een ochi \u0219i inima zdrobit\u0103, iese de sub pat, tremur\u00e2nd de nervi. Ia biletul de pe mas\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 Bubulina a mai ad\u0103ugat ceva. Sub mesajul lui ini\u021bial, scria cu litere mari:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u021ai se vedeau bocancii de sub pat, tontule! Am ie\u0219it p\u00e2n\u0103 la magazin s\u0103 iau ni\u0219te bere, vezi s\u0103 fie gata m\u00e2ncarea c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentorc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103, vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 testeze devotamentul Bubulinei, se g\u00e2nde\u0219te la o fars\u0103 de zile mari. \u00cei las\u0103 un bilet pe mas\u0103: \u2014 Nu mai suport, via\u021ba l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine e un calvar.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}