La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 pe elevi ce vor s\u0103 devin\u0103 c\u00e2nd vor fi mari.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tu, Alinu\u021ba, ce vrei s\u0103 te faci?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu doctori\u021b\u0103, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, s\u0103 ajut oamenii bolnavi!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bravo, Alinu\u021ba! Dar tu, Gigel?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu astronaut, s\u0103 descop\u0103r planete noi!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Minunat! Dar tu, Bul\u0103, ce planuri ai?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se ridic\u0103 m\u00e2ndru din banc\u0103 \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamn\u0103, eu vreau s\u0103 fiu un milionar nesim\u021bit de bogat! S\u0103 am o vil\u0103 cu dou\u0103 piscine, un iaht \u00een port, un garaj plin de ma\u0219ini de lux \u0219i s\u0103-i cump\u0103r so\u021biei mele cele mai scumpe diamante, haine de blan\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 o plimb \u00een vacan\u021be doar \u00een Bora Bora!<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea, pu\u021bin uimit\u0103 de detaliile lui Bul\u0103, z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219i trece mai departe:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei, copii, sunt planuri mari. Dar tu, Maria, tu ce vrei s\u0103 te faci?<\/p>\n
Maria se uit\u0103 lung \u0219i vis\u0103toare spre banca lui Bul\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunde scurt:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu so\u021bia lui Bul\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 pe elevi ce vor s\u0103 devin\u0103 c\u00e2nd vor fi mari. \u2014 Tu, Alinu\u021ba, ce vrei s\u0103 te faci? \u2014 Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu doctori\u021b\u0103, doamna…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}