Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103 foarte entuziasmat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, azi la \u0219coal\u0103 am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat despre logic\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Logica? Ce-i aia, m\u0103i tat\u0103? Explic\u0103-mi \u0219i mie, c\u0103 eu n-am f\u0103cut at\u00e2ta \u0219coal\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Uite, tat\u0103, e simplu. Hai s\u0103 facem un exerci\u021biu. Tu ai acvariu acas\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Am, Bul\u0103, \u0219tii bine c\u0103 am un acvariu mare \u00een sufragerie.<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, dac\u0103 ai acvariu, logic este c\u0103 ai \u0219i pe\u0219ti \u00een el, nu?<\/p>\n
\u2014 A\u0219a e, tat\u0103, am pe\u0219ti.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Dac\u0103 ai pe\u0219ti, logic este c\u0103 iube\u0219ti natura, nu?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Corect, \u00eemi place mult natura.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Dac\u0103 iube\u0219ti natura, logic este c\u0103 iube\u0219ti frumosul. Iar dac\u0103 iube\u0219ti frumosul, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac femeile, deci nu e\u0219ti gay. Vezi? Asta e logica!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Extraordinar, Bul\u0103! Ce minune e logica asta! exclam\u0103 tat\u0103l, impresionat de de\u0219tept\u0103ciunea fiului.<\/p>\n
A doua zi, tat\u0103l lui Bul\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te la o bere cu vecinul s\u0103u, \u0218tefan.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Auzi, \u0218tefane, tu \u0219tii ce-i aia logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, habar n-am. Ce e aia?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, fii atent aici, c\u0103-i simplu. Ai acvariu acas\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, n-am acvariu, de ce \u00eentrebi?<\/p>\n
\u2014 E, atunci, prietene, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti gay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103 foarte entuziasmat: \u2014 Tat\u0103, azi la \u0219coal\u0103 am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat despre logic\u0103! \u2014 Logica? Ce-i aia, m\u0103i tat\u0103? Explic\u0103-mi \u0219i mie, c\u0103 eu n-am f\u0103cut at\u00e2ta…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}