Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103 de munc\u0103 \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote pe canapea, cu un \u0219erve\u021bel la ochi.<\/p>\n
– Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, dragostea mea? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a distrus\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 Bul\u0103 \u00eengrijorat.<\/p>\n
– O, Bul\u0103, e o tragedie! Mama a c\u0103zut \u00een f\u00e2nt\u00e2na din curte acum trei ore!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne un moment pe g\u00e2nduri, \u00ee\u0219i scarpin\u0103 ceafa tacticos \u0219i apoi spune cu o voce calm\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Ei, vezi? \u021ai-am zis eu c\u0103 apa de la robinet nu e bun\u0103 de b\u0103ut, c\u0103 are prea mult clor. Uite, acum biata femeie a trebuit s\u0103 mearg\u0103 direct la surs\u0103 ca s\u0103 verifice puritatea!<\/p>\n
Bubulina, printre suspine, se uit\u0103 la el revoltat\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Dar Bul\u0103, e\u0219ti incon\u0219tient? E acolo de at\u00e2ta timp \u0219i nu mai scoate niciun sunet! Nu strig\u0103, nu cere ajutor, nu zice absolut nimic!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se lumineaz\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde cu o logic\u0103 imbatabil\u0103:<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i e absolut normal, draga mea. Doar \u0219tii c\u00e2t de mult \u021bine soacr\u0103-mea la etichet\u0103 \u0219i la educa\u021bie. Ea nu vorbe\u0219te niciodat\u0103 cu gura plin\u0103, mai ales c\u00e2nd e vorba de ap\u0103 de izvor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103 de munc\u0103 \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote pe canapea, cu un \u0219erve\u021bel la ochi. – Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, dragostea mea?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}