La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le d\u0103 copiilor o tem\u0103 provocatoare: s\u0103 construiasc\u0103 o situa\u021bie care s\u0103 se \u00eencheie neap\u0103rat cu expresia \u201eprobabil c\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n
A doua zi, \u00eencepe verificarea temelor. Alinu\u021ba, cu fundi\u021bele perfecte, se ridic\u0103 prima:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, asear\u0103 cerul era plin de nori negri \u0219i v\u00e2ntul sufla cu putere. Probabil c\u0103 va ploua.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Foarte bine, Alinu\u021ba! O observa\u021bie meteorologic\u0103 corect\u0103, spune \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea z\u00e2mbind.<\/p>\n
Vine r\u00e2ndul lui \u0218trul\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tata \u0219i-a lustruit pantofii de duminic\u0103, s-a dat cu parfum \u0219i a verificat dac\u0103 are portofelul la el. Probabil c\u0103 va ie\u0219i \u00een ora\u0219 cu mama.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Excelent, \u0218trul\u0103! O deduc\u021bie logic\u0103 bazat\u0103 pe indicii clare.<\/p>\n
\u00cen final, se ridic\u0103 \u0219i Bul\u0103, cu un aer extrem de serios:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, eu am v\u0103zut-o pe bunica mea ie\u0219ind \u00een curte, gr\u0103bit\u0103, cu un ziar sub bra\u021b…<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea a\u0219teapt\u0103 restul propozi\u021biei, dar Bul\u0103 se a\u0219az\u0103 la loc.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i, Bul\u0103? Unde-i \u201eprobabil\u201d?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… probabil c\u0103 se duce la WC, c\u0103 ea oricum nu \u0219tie s\u0103 citeasc\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le d\u0103 copiilor o tem\u0103 provocatoare: s\u0103 construiasc\u0103 o situa\u021bie care s\u0103 se \u00eencheie neap\u0103rat cu expresia \u201eprobabil c\u0103\u201d. A doua zi, \u00eencepe verificarea temelor. Alinu\u021ba, cu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}