La \u0219coal\u0103, profesoara de logic\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00eei testeze pe elevi \u0219i \u00eel scoate pe Bul\u0103 la tabl\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103, fii atent: Pe o creang\u0103 stau cinci vr\u0103biu\u021be. Tu tragi cu pra\u0219tia \u0219i love\u0219ti una. C\u00e2te vr\u0103biu\u021be mai r\u0103m\u00e2n pe creang\u0103?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 st\u0103 un moment pe g\u00e2nduri, \u00ee\u0219i scarpin\u0103 ceafa \u0219i r\u0103spunde hot\u0103r\u00e2t:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Niciuna, doamna profesoar\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cum a\u0219a, Bul\u0103? Matematica simpl\u0103 ne spune c\u0103 cinci minus unu fac patru.<\/p>\n
\u2014 E simplu, doamn\u0103: dup\u0103 ce am tras, cea lovit\u0103 cade la p\u0103m\u00e2nt, iar celelalte patru, de sperietur\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i iau zborul imediat. Deci, pe creang\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne nimic!<\/p>\n
Profesoara z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u00eeng\u0103duitor \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu e chiar r\u0103spunsul corect din punct de vedere matematic, dar \u00eemi place modul t\u0103u de g\u00e2ndire, e original.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, sim\u021bindu-se pe val, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamna profesoar\u0103, pot s\u0103 v\u0103 pun \u0219i eu o \u00eentrebare tot de logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sigur c\u0103 da, Bul\u0103. Te ascult.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc stau trei femei \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103. Una o linge, una o mu\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i una o suge. Care dintre ele este m\u0103ritat\u0103?<\/p>\n
Profesoara se \u00eenro\u0219e\u0219te instantaneu, se f\u00e2st\u00e2ce\u0219te, se uit\u0103 \u00een tavan \u0219i, dup\u0103 o lung\u0103 ezitare, r\u0103spunde \u0219optit:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0102\u0103\u0103… presupun c\u0103 cea care o suge?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219treng\u0103re\u0219te \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, doamna profesoar\u0103! Cea care are verighet\u0103 pe deget… dar \u00eemi place foarte mult modul dumneavoastr\u0103 de g\u00e2ndire!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La \u0219coal\u0103, profesoara de logic\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00eei testeze pe elevi \u0219i \u00eel scoate pe Bul\u0103 la tabl\u0103: \u2014 Bul\u0103, fii atent: Pe o creang\u0103 stau cinci vr\u0103biu\u021be. Tu tragi…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}