La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 pe copii despre aspira\u021biile lor \u00een via\u021b\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eei motiveze.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Gigel, tu ce vrei s\u0103 te faci c\u00e2nd vei fi mare?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu medic, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, s\u0103 salvez vie\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 ajut oamenii bolnavi!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bravo, Gigel! Dar tu, M\u0103rioara?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu profesoar\u0103, exact ca dumneavoastr\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b copiii s\u0103 fie buni!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Foarte frumos, M\u0103rioara! Dar tu, Bul\u0103, ce planuri ai pentru viitor?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se ridic\u0103 m\u00e2ndru din banc\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i aranjeaz\u0103 gulerul c\u0103m\u0103\u0219ii \u0219i \u00eencepe cu un ton solemn:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamn\u0103, eu c\u00e2nd voi fi mare, vreau s\u0103 fiu un om de afaceri de succes, multimilionar \u00een euro! Vreau s\u0103 am o vil\u0103 imens\u0103 cu 20 de camere \u0219i piscin\u0103, o ma\u0219in\u0103 sport de ultim\u0103 genera\u021bie parcat\u0103 \u00een garaj, un iaht la Monaco \u0219i s\u0103-i ofer viitoarei mele so\u021bii cele mai scumpe haine, diamante de dimensiunea unui ou de porumbel \u0219i vacan\u021be \u00een Maldive \u00een fiecare lun\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea, u\u0219or \u0219ocat\u0103 de amploarea visului, dar z\u00e2mbind \u00eeng\u0103duitor, spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei bine, Bul\u0103, ai ni\u0219te planuri foarte… ambi\u021bioase. E frumos s\u0103 \u021binte\u0219ti sus. Alinu\u021ba, tu ce vrei s\u0103 te faci c\u00e2nd vei fi mare?<\/p>\n
Alinu\u021ba, uit\u00e2ndu-se lung la colegul de banc\u0103, r\u0103spunde imediat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu so\u021bia lui Bul\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 pe copii despre aspira\u021biile lor \u00een via\u021b\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eei motiveze. \u2014 Gigel, tu ce vrei s\u0103 te faci c\u00e2nd vei fi mare? \u2014 Eu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}