Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 pe la 3 diminea\u021ba, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 se furi\u0219eze \u00een dormitor f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 zgomot. \u00ce\u0219i d\u0103 jos pantofii, merge \u00een v\u00e2rful picioarelor, dar exact c\u00e2nd s\u0103 se bage sub p\u0103tur\u0103, Bubulina aprinde veioza.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei, Bul\u0103? Pe unde ai umblat p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta, de vii pe \u0219est?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Draga mea, nu m\u0103 vei crede, dar am fost la o conferin\u021b\u0103 academic\u0103 despre ‘Efectele nocive ale alcoolului asupra b\u0103rbatului modern’. Am vrut s\u0103 devin un om mai bun pentru tine!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Serios? \u0218i de ce miro\u0219i a whisky \u0219i a parfum de dam\u0103, cercet\u0103torule?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… am participat la demonstra\u021biile practice, c\u0103 doar \u0219tii c\u0103 eu sunt un spirit analitic, am vrut s\u0103 v\u0103d r\u0103ul de aproape ca s\u0103 m\u0103 pot feri de el!<\/p>\n
Bubulina se ridic\u0103 \u00eencet din pat, pune m\u00e2na pe f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul de pe noptier\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune calm:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei bine, analistule, preg\u0103te\u0219te-te acum pentru o sesiune intensiv\u0103 de ‘Fizic\u0103 Aplicat\u0103’.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cum adic\u0103, Bubulino?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Adic\u0103 o s\u0103 test\u0103m chiar acum rezisten\u021ba craniului t\u0103u la impactul cu un corp contondent aflat \u00een mi\u0219care rectilinie \u0219i uniform accelerat\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 pe la 3 diminea\u021ba, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 se furi\u0219eze \u00een dormitor f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 zgomot. \u00ce\u0219i d\u0103 jos pantofii, merge \u00een v\u00e2rful picioarelor, dar exact c\u00e2nd s\u0103 se…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}