Bul\u0103 vine \u00eentr-o zi de la \u0219coal\u0103, vizibil nedumerit, \u0219i \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 pe tat\u0103l s\u0103u:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tati, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi explici \u0219i mie, te rog, care este diferen\u021ba dintre \u201eteoretic\u201d \u0219i \u201epractic\u201d? C\u0103 ne-a z\u0103p\u0103cit doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare la \u0219coal\u0103.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l, un tip h\u00e2r\u0219it prin via\u021b\u0103, \u00eel prive\u0219te lung \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Uite cum facem, Bul\u0103. Ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi cu adev\u0103rat, du-te \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie la maic\u0103-ta \u0219i \u00eentreab-o dac\u0103 s-ar culca cu un necunoscut pentru un milion de euro. Apoi mergi \u0219i \u00een camera sor\u0103-tii \u0219i \u00eentreab-o acela\u0219i lucru.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, ascult\u0103tor, se duce la mama lui:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Mam\u0103, pentru un milion de euro, te-ai culca cu un str\u0103in?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… Bul\u0103, puiule, la c\u00e2\u021bi bani sunt \u0103ia, am putea s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m vil\u0103, ma\u0219in\u0103 nou\u0103, s\u0103-\u021bi asigur\u0103m viitorul… Da, a\u0219 face-o!<\/p>\n
Merge Bul\u0103 \u0219i la sor\u0103-sa:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i, pentru un milion de euro, te-ai culca cu un str\u0103in?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamne, Bul\u0103, normal! A\u0219 pleca imediat la Paris, mi-a\u0219 lua haine de firm\u0103 \u0219i n-a\u0219 mai avea nicio grij\u0103! Da!<\/p>\n
Se \u00eentoarce Bul\u0103 la tat\u0103l s\u0103u, cam debusolat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Gata, tati. Ambele au zis c\u0103 ar accepta banii.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei, vezi? spune tat\u0103l cu un z\u00e2mbet amar. Teoretic, noi st\u0103m acum pe dou\u0103 milioane de euro. Practic… avem dou\u0103 curve \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i un copil care pune prea multe \u00eentreb\u0103ri!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine \u00eentr-o zi de la \u0219coal\u0103, vizibil nedumerit, \u0219i \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 pe tat\u0103l s\u0103u: \u2014 Tati, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi explici \u0219i mie, te rog, care este diferen\u021ba dintre \u201eteoretic\u201d \u0219i…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}