La \u0219coal\u0103, profesoara de logic\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00eei testeze pe elevi:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103, dac\u0103 pe un gard sunt 5 p\u0103s\u0103ri \u0219i eu trag cu pu\u0219ca \u0219i omor una, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Niciuna, doamn\u0103 profesoar\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cum a\u0219a, Bul\u0103? Matematica spune clar c\u0103 5 minus 1 fac 4.<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, e simplu: la auzul focului de arm\u0103, celelalte patru \u00ee\u0219i iau zborul imediat de fric\u0103!<\/p>\n
Profesoara, impresionat\u0103: \u2014 Ei bine, nu e r\u0103spunsul corect matematic, dar \u00eemi place mult modul t\u0103u de g\u00e2ndire, Bul\u0103.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, sim\u021bindu-se curajos: \u2014 Doamn\u0103 profesoar\u0103, pot s\u0103 v\u0103 pun \u0219i eu o \u00eentrebare de logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sigur c\u0103 da, Bul\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Trei femei stau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103. Una o mu\u0219c\u0103, una o linge \u0219i una o suge cu poft\u0103. Care dintre ele este m\u0103ritat\u0103?<\/p>\n
Profesoara se \u00eenro\u0219e\u0219te toat\u0103, se f\u00e2st\u00e2ce\u0219te \u0219i r\u0103spunde \u0219optit: \u2014 P\u0103i… probabil cea care o suge?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103: \u2014 Nu, doamn\u0103 profesoar\u0103. Cea care are verighet\u0103 pe deget! Dar s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 \u0219i mie \u00eemi place la nebunie modul dumneavoastr\u0103 de g\u00e2ndire!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La \u0219coal\u0103, profesoara de logic\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00eei testeze pe elevi: \u2014 Bul\u0103, dac\u0103 pe un gard sunt 5 p\u0103s\u0103ri \u0219i eu trag cu pu\u0219ca \u0219i omor una, c\u00e2te mai…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}