{"id":12741,"date":"2026-03-14T17:00:25","date_gmt":"2026-03-14T17:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/03\/14\/bula-si-urgenta-medicala\/"},"modified":"2026-03-14T17:00:25","modified_gmt":"2026-03-14T17:00:25","slug":"bula-si-urgenta-medicala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/03\/14\/bula-si-urgenta-medicala\/","title":{"rendered":"Bul\u0103 \u0219i Urgen\u021ba Medical\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce pe nea\u0219teptate de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina \u00een pat, respir\u00e2nd greu \u0219i cu fa\u021ba transpirat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bubulino, ce ai, draga mea? Te sim\u021bi r\u0103u?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Of, Bul\u0103, cred c\u0103 fac un preinfarct&#8230; m\u0103 doare pieptul de mor! Fug\u0103 repede la farmacie \u0219i ia-mi ceva!<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103, panicat, d\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 pe u\u0219\u0103, dar fiul lor de cinci ani \u00eel opre\u0219te \u00een hol, tr\u0103g\u00e2ndu-l de pantaloni:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tati, tati! E un nenea ascuns \u00een dulap la voi \u00een dormitor!<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103, nervos la culme c\u0103 e \u00eentrerupt, se \u00eentoarce furtunos \u00een dormitor, d\u0103 la o parte toate hainele din dulap \u0219i \u00eel vede pe cel mai bun prieten al s\u0103u, \u0218trul, ghemuit \u0219i tremur\u00e2nd tot.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 B\u0103i \u0218trul, nesim\u021bitule! strig\u0103 Bul\u0103 indignat. Nevast\u0103-mea moare de inim\u0103 aici l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi \u0219i tu te joci de-a v-a\u021bi ascunselea cu \u0103sta mic prin \u0219ifoniere?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce pe nea\u0219teptate de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina \u00een pat, respir\u00e2nd greu \u0219i cu fa\u021ba transpirat\u0103. \u2014 Bubulino, ce ai, draga mea? Te sim\u021bi r\u0103u?&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}