{"id":12740,"date":"2026-03-14T07:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-14T07:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/03\/14\/mafiotul-ivan\/"},"modified":"2026-03-14T07:01:00","modified_gmt":"2026-03-14T07:01:00","slug":"mafiotul-ivan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/03\/14\/mafiotul-ivan\/","title":{"rendered":"Mafiotul Ivan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218eful mafiei \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Ivan: &#8220;Ai vil\u0103 cu 2 etaje, Mertzane \u0219i lan\u021b de aur gros?<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Ivan zice nu. \u0218eful \u00eel amenin\u021b\u0103. Ivan ajunge acas\u0103: &#8220;Alio\u0219a, d\u0103 jos ultimele 3 etaje de la cas\u0103, vinde elicopterele \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 Mertzane, iar c\u00e2inele du-l \u00een cas\u0103 c\u0103 am nevoie de lan\u021bul lui la g\u00e2t!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218eful mafiei \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Ivan: &#8220;Ai vil\u0103 cu 2 etaje, Mertzane \u0219i lan\u021b de aur gros? &#8221; Ivan zice nu. \u0218eful \u00eel amenin\u021b\u0103. Ivan ajunge acas\u0103: &#8220;Alio\u0219a, d\u0103 jos&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123],"tags":[128,125,108,105,102,127,131,34,130],"class_list":["post-12740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_de_cafea","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-razi-cu-lacrimi","tag-special","tag-top-bancuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}