\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eel scoate pe Bul\u0103 la tabl\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei d\u0103 o problem\u0103 de matematic\u0103. Bul\u0103 se uit\u0103 la ea, se scarpin\u0103 \u00een cap, scrie dou\u0103 cifre, le \u0219terge \u0219i \u00eentr-un final d\u0103 neputincios din umeri.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103, e a treia zi la r\u00e2nd c\u00e2nd vii cu tema nef\u0103cut\u0103! Ieri mi-ai spus c\u0103 tat\u0103l t\u0103u te-a ajutat. Chiar a\u0219a de greu a fost?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu o voce trist\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 tata s-a str\u0103duit mult. A stat p\u00e2n\u0103 la dou\u0103 noaptea, a fumat dou\u0103 pachete de \u021big\u0103ri, a b\u0103ut trei cafele \u0219i s-a certat cu mama din cauza necunoscutelor \u0103stora de gradul doi…<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea, pu\u021bin \u00eenduio\u0219at\u0103, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i tot n-a reu\u0219it s\u0103 rezolve problema p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ba da, a rezolvat-o el pe la r\u0103s\u0103rit, dar diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 plec, mi-a pus m\u00e2na pe um\u0103r \u0219i mi-a zis: ‘Bul\u0103, tat\u0103, du-te la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i spune-i doamnei c\u0103, la cum e formulat\u0103 problema asta, rezultatul nu e un num\u0103r, ci o invita\u021bie oficial\u0103 la divor\u021b!’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eel scoate pe Bul\u0103 la tabl\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei d\u0103 o problem\u0103 de matematic\u0103. Bul\u0103 se uit\u0103 la ea, se scarpin\u0103 \u00een cap, scrie dou\u0103 cifre, le \u0219terge \u0219i \u00eentr-un…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}