Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe tat\u0103l s\u0103u:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, am auzit azi la televizor vorbindu-se despre politic\u0103. Po\u021bi s\u0103-mi explici \u0219i mie ce este aia?<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l, om cu experien\u021b\u0103, st\u0103 pu\u021bin pe g\u00e2nduri \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Uite, Bul\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi mai u\u0219or, hai s\u0103 lu\u0103m exemplul familiei noastre. Eu aduc banii \u00een cas\u0103, deci eu sunt Capitalistul. Mama ta administreaz\u0103 banii, deci ea este Guvernul. Bunicul t\u0103u are grij\u0103 ca totul s\u0103 fie corect, deci el este Sindicatul. Menajera noastr\u0103 este Clasa Muncitoare, tu e\u0219ti Poporul, iar fr\u0103\u021biorul t\u0103u mai mic, care e \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een scutece, el este Viitorul. Ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin… r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103 nesigur.<\/p>\n
\u00cen acea noapte, Bul\u0103 se treze\u0219te pentru c\u0103 fr\u0103\u021biorul lui pl\u00e2ngea tare. Se duce \u00een camera p\u0103rin\u021bilor, dar mama lui dormea at\u00e2t de profund \u00eenc\u00e2t nu a reu\u0219it s\u0103 o trezeasc\u0103. Merge \u00een camera menajerei \u0219i \u00eel vede pe tat\u0103l s\u0103u acolo. Se duce \u0219i la bunicul, dar acesta se uita pe fereastr\u0103 pierdut \u00een g\u00e2nduri. \u00cen final, Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce \u00een pat \u0219i adoarme.<\/p>\n
A doua zi diminea\u021b\u0103, tat\u0103l \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 entuziasmat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei, Bul\u0103, te-ai g\u00e2ndit la ce \u021bi-am spus? Ai \u00een\u021beles acum ce este politica?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Da, tat\u0103, am \u00een\u021beles perfect: \u00cen timp ce Capitalistul profit\u0103 de Clasa Muncitoare, Guvernul doarme bu\u0219tean, Sindicatul se uit\u0103 \u0219i nu face nimic, Poporul este complet ignorat, iar Viitorul e plin de rahat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe tat\u0103l s\u0103u: \u2014 Tat\u0103, am auzit azi la televizor vorbindu-se despre politic\u0103. Po\u021bi s\u0103-mi explici \u0219i mie ce este aia?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}