Ion \u0219i Gheorghe, proasp\u0103t ajun\u0219i la ora\u0219, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un restaurant de lux, din \u0103la “molecular”.<\/p>\n
– No, m\u0103i Gheorghe, tu vezi ce-i aici? Toate-s lucioase, zici c\u0103-i \u00een navet\u0103 spa\u021bial\u0103!<\/p>\n
– Taci, Ioane, c\u0103 ne facem de minune. Ia \u0219i cite\u0219te tableta aia, c\u0103 aia-i meniul.<\/p>\n
Vine un chelner la patru ace, se \u00eenclin\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Bun\u0103 seara! Dori\u021bi s\u0103 degusta\u021bi ast\u0103zi conceptul nostru de “deconstruc\u021bie de sarmale”?<\/p>\n
Ion se uit\u0103 lung la el, apoi la Gheorghe:<\/p>\n
– M\u0103i tinere, noi am venit s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m, nu s\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103m ziduri. Ce-i aia “deconstruc\u021bie”?<\/p>\n
– Adic\u0103 primi\u021bi un nor de varz\u0103, o spum\u0103 de porc \u0219i un praf de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103, explic\u0103 chelnerul m\u00e2ndru.<\/p>\n
– \u0218i c\u00e2t cost\u0103 noru’ \u0103sta? \u00eentreab\u0103 Gheorghe, sc\u0103rpin\u00e2ndu-se \u00een ceaf\u0103.<\/p>\n
– Dou\u0103 sute de lei por\u021bia, domnule.<\/p>\n
Ion ofteaz\u0103, scoate portofelul \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n
– No, bine… ad\u0103-ne dou\u0103. Dar s\u0103 fie nori de furtun\u0103, c\u0103 ni-i foame r\u0103u!<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 zece minute, vine chelnerul cu dou\u0103 farfurii uria\u0219e, goale \u00een aparen\u021b\u0103, pe care era doar o pat\u0103 de sos \u0219i un fir de m\u0103rar.<\/p>\n
Ion se uit\u0103, tace, gust\u0103 pata cu degetul \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Gheorghe:<\/p>\n
– No, Gheorghe, cum \u021bi se pare?<\/p>\n
– Ioane, e bun… da’ parc\u0103 prea repede s-a \u00eenseninat pe farfurie.<\/p>\n
– Auzi, m\u0103i tinere, strig\u0103 Ion dup\u0103 chelner, plata cum se face?<\/p>\n
– Tot digital, domnule. Doar apropia\u021bi cardul de acest senzor invizibil.<\/p>\n
Ion scoate telefonul, \u00eei face o poz\u0103 unei bancnote de cinci sute de lei \u0219i i-o \u00eentinde chelnerului.<\/p>\n
– Ce e asta, domnule? se revolt\u0103 chelnerul.<\/p>\n
– No, ce s\u0103 fie… e o deconstruc\u021bie de plat\u0103. Te ui\u021bi la poz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 te sim\u021bi pl\u0103tit, c\u0103 \u0219i noi tot a\u0219a ne-am s\u0103turat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe, proasp\u0103t ajun\u0219i la ora\u0219, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un restaurant de lux, din \u0103la “molecular”. – No, m\u0103i Gheorghe, tu vezi ce-i aici? Toate-s lucioase, zici c\u0103-i \u00een navet\u0103 spa\u021bial\u0103!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}