{"id":12686,"date":"2024-03-25T06:59:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-25T06:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/?p=12686"},"modified":"2024-03-21T09:45:32","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T09:45:32","slug":"bula-cu-hamsii-la-scoala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2024\/03\/25\/bula-cu-hamsii-la-scoala\/","title":{"rendered":"Bula cu hamsii la scoala"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bula era elev in clasa 1. In fiecare zi venea cu hamsii de mirosea<br>scoala ca o pescarie. La un moment dat invatatoarea ii anunta ca a<br>doua zi vor avea inspectie si ii atrage atentia lui Bula sa lase hamsiile<br>acasa macar in ziua respectiva si sa isi ia altceva de mancare la el. A<br>doua zi, inspectie! Ora decurge bine, vine pauza. Inspectorul ramane si<br>in pauza sa vada ce fac elevii, daca mananca frumos si igienic. Fiecare<br>isi pune servetelul pe masa si scoate unul un sandwich, altul biscuiti,<br>etc. Bula intinde un prosop pe masa si scoate dintr-o punga o gramada<br>de icre negre. Invatatoarea inlemneste, inspectorul saliveaza. Dupa ce<br>trece inspectia, invatatoarea il cearta pe Bula:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Bine, mai, obraznicule, pana acum veneai cu hamsii si acum vii cu<br>icre negre? De unde le ai?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu, doamna! Toata noaptea am stat si am scos ochii la hamsii..<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula era elev in clasa 1. In fiecare zi venea cu hamsii de miroseascoala ca o pescarie. La un moment dat invatatoarea ii anunta ca adoua zi vor avea inspectie&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12687,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri-cu-bula","category-bancuri-noi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12686"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12689,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12686\/revisions\/12689"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}