{"id":12682,"date":"2024-03-24T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-24T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/?p=12682"},"modified":"2024-03-21T09:22:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T09:22:33","slug":"mama-lui-bula-la-barfa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2024\/03\/24\/mama-lui-bula-la-barfa\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama lui Bula la barfa"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mama lui Bula statea de vorba la cofetarie cu doua vecine.<br>Subiectul: cat de mult castiga copiii lor.<br>Prima:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Vasile, baiatul meu, a ajuns mare chirurg si are atat de multi<br>bani incat a facut cadou o masina unui prieten de-al lui.<br>A doua:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Gheorghita al meu a ajuns mare avocat si are atatia bani incat<br>a facut cadou un apartament unui prieten de-al lui.<br>Mama lui Bula:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bula al meu n-a invatat nimic, nu s-a ales nimic de el, e somer<br>si se drogheaza. Si, colac peste pupaza, e si homosexual.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Norocul lui ca are doi amanti, unul doctor si unul avocat, care i-au facut cadou o casa si o masina.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama lui Bula statea de vorba la cofetarie cu doua vecine.Subiectul: cat de mult castiga copiii lor.Prima:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12683,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,99],"tags":[103,108,122,105],"class_list":["post-12682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri-cu-bula","category-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-cu-bula","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12685,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12682\/revisions\/12685"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}