{"id":12679,"date":"2024-03-24T09:09:53","date_gmt":"2024-03-24T09:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/?p=12679"},"modified":"2024-03-21T09:12:09","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T09:12:09","slug":"iti-dai-seama-ca-esti-din-cluj-daca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2024\/03\/24\/iti-dai-seama-ca-esti-din-cluj-daca\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00ce\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 e\u015fti din Cluj dac\u0103\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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  1. \u2026te-ai s\u0103turat s\u0103 vezi statuia lui Matei Corvin acoperit\u0103 de schele;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. \u2026nu \u0219tii care sunt str\u0103zile Bolyai Janos, Hermann Oberth sau I.C. Br\u0103tianu, de\u0219i treci
    zilnic pe ele; nume\u0219ti strada I.M. Klein \u2013 strada cu Bulgakovu\u2019 \u0219i Iuliu Maniu \u2013 strada \u00een
    oglind\u0103;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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    1. \u2026ajungi mai repede la Viena dec\u00e2t la Bucure\u0219ti;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    2. \u2026faci diferen\u021ba dintre Nico \u0219i Big Apple;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    3. \u2026\u0219tii de ce a ars de fapt Janis Stuf;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    4. \u2026ai tr\u0103it experien\u021ba \u0219aselui de diminea\u021b\u0103;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    5. \u2026te-ai enervat c\u00e2nd ai v\u0103zut \u201enoua\u201d Pia\u021b\u0103 a Unirii;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    6. \u2026\u0219tii \u00eenjura la fel de bine, at\u00e2t \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103, c\u00e2t \u0219i \u00een maghiar\u0103;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    7. \u2026nume\u0219ti Bucure\u0219tiul \u201eLamitici\u201d ;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    8. \u2026\u0219tii cine \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnire noaptea \u00een Parcul Mare \u0219i \u00een P\u0103durea Hoia-Baciu;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    9. \u2026\u0219tii tot felul de pove\u0219ti ciudate despre catacombele din Pia\u021ba Unirii, Anna B\u00e1thory, sau
      casele de toleran\u021b\u0103 de pe actuala strad\u0103 Dragalina;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    10. \u2026tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u00eentr-un ora\u0219 cosmopolit: tramvaiele sunt nem\u021be\u0219ti, autobuzele fran\u021buze\u0219ti etc.;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    11. \u2026ai auzit de locuri precum Some\u0219ul Rece, \u0218uncuiu\u0219, Poiana Z\u00e2nelor;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    12. \u2026ascul\u021bi \u201eRadio Impuls\u201d de diminea\u021b\u0103;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    13. \u2026faci diferen\u021ba dintre mo\u021bi \u0219i mocani;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    14. \u2026\u0219tii ce este un mitic \u0219i un sudist;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    15. \u2026te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti cu prietenii \u201ela clopot\u201d sau \u201ela coada calului\u201d;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    16. \u2026\u00ee\u021bi duci prietenii str\u0103ini \u00een Janis;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    17. \u2026c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103-\u021bi faci abonament pe transportul \u00een comun, ai nevoie de poz\u0103, bani
      (m\u0103run\u021bi!), \u0219i mult timp la dispozi\u021bie;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    18. \u2026evi\u021bi ma\u0219inile cu numerele IF, IL, MH, DB \u0219i \u0219tii c\u0103 toate ma\u0219inile cu num\u0103r de
      Bucure\u0219ti sunt, de fapt, luate \u00een leasing;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    19. \u2026respec\u021bi a\u0219a cum se cuvine o Varz\u0103 \u00e1 la Cluj, o sticl\u0103 de Ursus \u0219i un Vargab\u00e9les;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    20. \u2026te \u00eentrebi de ce e ora\u0219ul at\u00e2t de aglomerat la ora la care oamenii ar trebui s\u0103 fie la
      serviciu;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    21. \u2026habar n-ai de ce pe dealul care ofer\u0103 cea mai mare vizibilitate din ora\u0219 e o cruce
      imens\u0103;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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      1. \u2026\u0219tii cine au fost Lulu, Ionic\u0103 \u015fi Generalu \u0219i apari\u021bia unui individ \u00eembr\u0103cat din cap p\u00e2n\u0103-
        n picioare \u00een culori fosforescente nu te mai surprinde;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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        1. \u2026numele a peste jum\u0103tate dintre colegii t\u0103i de clas\u0103 se termina \u00een \u201e-an\u201d;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        2. \u2026\u0219tii ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 lucico\u0219, a duh\u0103ni, ferche\u0219, mintena\u0219 \u0219i a \u021buca;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        3. \u2026c\u00e2nd erai mic, te d\u0103deai \u00een \u201ehint\u0103\u201d, tr\u0103geai linii drepte cu un \u201eliniar\u201d \u0219i jucai m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103
          s\u0103 \u0219tii ce-i aia \u201eleap\u0219\u0103\u201d;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        4. \u2026recuno\u0219ti \u201eboact\u0103rii\u201d \u00eenainte s\u0103 se suie \u00een troleibuz;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
            \n
          1. \u2026e\u0219ti student la \/ ai absolvit \/ predai la \/ lucrezi pentru \/ ai avut cel pu\u021bin de c\u00e2teva ori \u00een
            via\u021b\u0103 de-a face cu Universitatea Babe\u0219-Bolyai;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          2. \u2026\u0219tii c\u0103 Piezi\u0219a nu e o strad\u0103, e o atitudine;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n
            \n

            \u2026faci diferen\u021ba dintre \u201eservus\u201d \u0219i \u201eservustoc\u201d, \u0219tii ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201eSzia!\u201d\u0219i te ui\u021bi ciudat dac\u0103
            cineva te salut\u0103 cu \u201eBun\u0103!\u201d;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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            1. \u2026ai fost cel pu\u021bin o dat\u0103 la b\u0103ut pe Cet\u0103\u021buie;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            2. \u202690% din c\u0103l\u0103torii de pe autobuz au peste dublul v\u00e2rstei tale;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            3. ..\u0219tii ce este k\u00fcrt\u0151s kal\u00e1cs \u0219i chiar \u00ee\u021bi place;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            4. \u2026ai fost pe platoul S\u0103lii Sporturilor, la Festivalul Berii;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            5. \u2026\u0219tii cel pu\u021bin 5 moduri de ajunge din Pia\u021ba Avram Iancu \u00een Pia\u021ba P\u0103cii;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            6. \u2026e\u0219ti convins c\u0103 Clujul e cel mai \u201efain\u201d ora\u0219 din \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i ai spus cel pu\u021bin o dat\u0103 c\u0103 ar
              trebui s\u0103 fie capitala Rom\u00e2niei;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            7. \u2026\u00ee\u021bi aminte\u0219ti de c\u00e2nd s-a schimbat traseul \u0219aptelui \u0219i de to\u021bi cei care \u00eencurcau
              troleibuzele;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            8. \u2026toate locurile au pentru tine dou\u0103 silabe: Memo, Doro, Cet\u0103, Inso, Matei;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            9. \u2026\u0219tii c\u0103 U e mai mult dec\u00e2t o liter\u0103 din alfabet;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            10. \u2026te \u00eentrebi zilnic dac\u0103 avionul \u0103sta o s\u0103 aterizeze \u00een cap\u0103t pe Doroban\u021bilor;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            11. \u2026\u201e\u00ee\u021bi iei palme\u201d dac\u0103 trimi\u021bi o fat\u0103 pe Calea Turzii;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            12. \u2026\u0219tii c\u0103 Avram, Matei \u0219i Mihai nu sunt simple nume;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            13. \u2026folose\u0219ti \u201eno\u201d \u0219i \u201eioi\u201d ca semne de punctua\u021bie;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            14. \u2026ai m\u00e2ncat cel pu\u021bin o dat\u0103 pit\u0103 cu unsoare \u0219i ceap\u0103 \u00een baruri;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            15. \u2026c\u00e2nd spui de unde e\u0219ti, lumea te \u00eentreab\u0103 de Funar;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            16. \u2026cuno\u0219ti locuri precum B-dul Petru Groza, Str. 6 Martie, Pia\u021ba Libert\u0103\u021bii sau Parcul
              Engels;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            17. \u2026ai colegi \u201ede facult\u0103\u201d, cu care ai cursuri \u201epe 8\u201d;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            18. \u2026Rom\u00e2nia de dincolo de Apahida are pentru tine o existen\u021b\u0103 mai mult teoretic\u0103;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            19. \u2026toate m\u0103rcile par a \u00eencepe cu \u201eNapo\u201d sau a se termina \u00een \u201ede Cluj\u201d;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            20. \u2026ai murit de r\u00e2s c\u00e2nd ai auzit primele 3 reclame de la ERDEESH \u0219i restu’ \u021bi s-au p\u0103rut
              comerciale;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            21. \u2026roste\u0219ti \u201eoa\u201d \u00eentr-un singur sunet;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            22. \u2026\u00ee\u021bi aminte\u0219ti c\u00e2nd Diesel era singurul bar nou din centru, iar Metro singurul magazin
              mare de l\u00e2ng\u0103 ora\u0219;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            23. \u2026ascul\u021bi Paprika Radio, chiar dac\u0103 nu \u0219tii ungure\u0219te;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            24. \u2026\u0219tii c\u0103 Bulgaria nu o e \u021bar\u0103, Observatorul nu-i observator, Irisul nu-i neap\u0103rat o parte a
              ochiului, Bun\u0103 Ziua e mai mult dec\u00e2t un salut, D\u00e2mbul nu-i un d\u00e2mb oarecare, Chios nu e o
              insul\u0103 din Grecia, iar Borhanci nu-i un nume de \u021bigan;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            25. \u2026ai \u0219ezut vreodat\u0103 pe o banc\u0103 \u201etricolor\u0103\u201d;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            26. \u2026cel pu\u021bin o treime din ora\u0219 se afl\u0103 \u00een spate la Sora;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            27. \u2026schimbi avioanele la Budapesta;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            28. \u2026folose\u0219ti denumiri prescurtate \u2013 BCU, UBB, FSEGA \u0219i te a\u0219tep\u021bi ca toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 \u0219tie
              ce \u00eenseamn\u0103;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            29. \u2026mergi la Tarni\u021ba ca la piscin\u0103, numa\u2019 c\u0103 mai off-road;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            30. \u2026ai auzit de Rozi \u0219i de Rab\u0103 \u0219i-\u021bi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 nu mai sunt la televizor;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            31. \u2026nu e\u0219ti surprins c\u00e2nd cineva \u00ee\u021bi spune c\u0103 locuie\u0219te \u201e\u00een groap\u0103\u201d;<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            32. \u2026dac\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 la t\u0103\u0163i ni-i greu \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12681,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[117,118],"tags":[121,120,119],"class_list":["post-12679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alte_categorii","category-explicatii_zicatori","tag-clujenii","tag-cum-iti-dai-seama-ca-cineva-e-din-cluj","tag-esti-din-cluj-daca"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12679"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12680,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12679\/revisions\/12680"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}