{"id":12586,"date":"2024-03-21T08:36:33","date_gmt":"2024-03-21T08:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/?p=12586"},"modified":"2024-03-21T08:36:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T08:36:33","slug":"promisiune-dupa-moarte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2024\/03\/21\/promisiune-dupa-moarte\/","title":{"rendered":"Promisiune: DUPA MOARTE \u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un cuplu a f\u0103cut o \u00een\u0163elegere pentru ca oricine moare primul sa se \u00eentoarca \u015fi sa-l<br>informeaze pe celelalt cum e viata de apoi. Cea mai mare frica lor a fost c\u0103 nu<br>exist\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 dup\u0103 moarte<br>Dup\u0103 o via\u0163\u0103 lung\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103, sotul a fost primul care s\u0103 moar\u0103. Tinandu-se de<br>cuv\u00e2nt el a f\u0103cut primul contact:<br>&#8220;Marion \u2026 Marion&#8221;<br>&#8220;Tu esti , Bob?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Da, am venit \u00eenapoi cum ti-am promis.&#8221;<br>&#8220;E minunat Cum iti place?!&#8221;<br>&#8220;Ei bine, m\u0103 trezesc diminea\u0163a, am sex la micul dejun \u015fi apoi ma opresc la terenul<br>de golf si fac sex din nou, vine amiaza \u015fi apoi fac sex de cateva ori mai mult. Apoi<br>am un pranz minunat cu multa verdea\u0163\u0103 .Mai zburd putin in jurul terenul de golf,<br>apoi fac sex restul de dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103. Dup\u0103 cin\u0103, sunt \u00eenapoi la terenul de golf din<br>nou si iar am mult sex p\u00e2n\u0103 noaptea t\u00e2rziu. Am nevoie de putin timp sa prind ceva<br>somn si apoi a doua zi de a \u00eencepe totul la fel &#8220;<br>&#8220;Oh, Bob, e\u015fti \u00een Rai?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Nu \u2026\u2026\u2026 Sunt un iepure \u00een Arizona \u2026.&#8221;<br>SPUSELE COPIILOR<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un cuplu a f\u0103cut o \u00een\u0163elegere pentru ca oricine moare primul sa se \u00eentoarca \u015fi sa-linformeaze pe celelalt cum e viata de apoi. Cea mai mare frica lor a fost&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12587,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[99],"tags":[103,108,102],"class_list":["post-12586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-noi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12588,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12586\/revisions\/12588"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}