Dupa sedinta “il capo di tutti capi” in cheama pe Ivan, seful mafiei rusesti, la el : <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Auzi Ivane, tu ai vila din asta cu 2 etaje cum am eu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Nu, raspunde Ivan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Dar Mertzane ca ale mele, ai? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Nu <\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Dar lant din asta gros cat 2 degete, de aur, ai? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai, pai ce fel mafiot esti tu? La congresul urmator sa nu te aud ca nu ai ce ti-am
zis azi, clar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merge Ivan acasa si il striga pe servitorul lui, Aliosa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Aliosa!!!, da jos ultimele 3 etaje de la casa, vinde elicopterele si cumpara Mertzane, iar cainele du-l in<\/p>\n\n\n\n
casa ca lantul lui trebuie sa-lport eu la gat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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