{"id":12536,"date":"2024-02-17T12:44:24","date_gmt":"2024-02-17T12:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/?p=12536"},"modified":"2024-03-20T14:14:45","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T14:14:45","slug":"avionul-in-flacari-si-canibalii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2024\/02\/17\/avionul-in-flacari-si-canibalii\/","title":{"rendered":"Avionul in flacari si canibalii"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&nbsp;Dintr-un avion cuprins de flacari sar pe rand pasagerii cu parasuta exact peste un<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>trib de canibali.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Primul care ii vede este fiul capeteniei canibalilor, care fuge repede<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>la tatal sau: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Taticul, aterizeaza unul gras! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Gras?Cu varza! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa doua minute:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Taticule, aterizeaza unul slab! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Slab?La gratar! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa alte doua minute: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Taticule, taticutule!Aterizeaza o blonda sexi!Doamne, ce picioare are! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Blonda, sexi? In coliba!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Si mama? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mama? Cu orez!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;Dintr-un avion cuprins de flacari sar pe rand pasagerii cu parasuta exact peste un trib de canibali. Primul care ii vede este fiul capeteniei canibalilor, care fuge repede la tatal&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12566,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[110,99],"tags":[103,108,111,102],"class_list":["post-12536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri-cu-canibali","category-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-cu-canibali","tag-bancuri-noi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12536"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12538,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12536\/revisions\/12538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}