{"id":12531,"date":"2024-02-15T09:17:13","date_gmt":"2024-02-15T09:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/?p=12531"},"modified":"2024-03-20T14:19:25","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T14:19:25","slug":"5-bancuri-cu-ardeleni-prea-tare-merita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2024\/02\/15\/5-bancuri-cu-ardeleni-prea-tare-merita\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Bancuri cu Ardeleni ! Prea tare ! MERITA !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
1.<\/strong>  Doi ardeleni, Ion si Vasile.<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Ion catre Vasile:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ma Vasalie, stai ca-ti manca cainele slana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vasile: Apoi manca pe muma-sa ca brisca-i la mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Intr-un tren doi ardeleni si un negru<\/strong>:<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

– Bre da tu nu esti de aici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Da, tatal meu este din Africa, dar mama mea este de aici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Pai cum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Pai tata a fost odata pe aici si a vazut-o pe mama si a inceput sa alerge dupa<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ea si a alergat si a alergat si a alergat…si asa m-am nascut eu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dupa vreo 5 minute ardelenii aveau o nelamurire:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Mai dar stii ce ne intrebam noi? O fi prins-o pe maica-ta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3.<\/strong> La ora de psihologie<\/strong> profesorul (ardelean) isi intreaba un elev:<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

– Stiti de ce nu folosesc indienii degetul acesta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intreaba el aratand al treilea deget de la mana dreapta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nimeni nu raspunde la intrebare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Fiindca este al meu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Ardeleanul pe trecerea de pietoni <\/strong> <\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Traversand o strada, un ardelean este izbit de o masina, dar nu pateste nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Totusi, soferul ii pune cateva monede in mana ca sa impace lucrurile. Incantat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ardeleanul i se adreseaza:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Veniti des pe aici domnule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.<\/strong> Un ardelean la cel de-al X-lea congres al lui Ceausescu<\/strong>…<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Toata lumea striga Ura!Ura!Ura! numa’ el nu…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vin securisti la el si il obliga sa strige si el Ura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acesta zice:…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Toata lumea striga ura…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Eu o tin in suflet!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1.  Doi ardeleni, Ion si Vasile. Ion catre Vasile: – Ma Vasalie, stai ca-ti manca cainele slana. Vasile: Apoi manca pe muma-sa ca brisca-i la mine. 2. Intr-un tren doi ardeleni si…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12568,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[106,99],"tags":[103,108,107,102,109],"class_list":["post-12531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri-cu-ardeleni","category-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-cu-ardeleni","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-pachet-de-5-bancuri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12531"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12535,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12531\/revisions\/12535"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}