{"id":12521,"date":"2024-01-21T18:42:39","date_gmt":"2024-01-21T18:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/?p=12521"},"modified":"2024-03-20T14:23:05","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T14:23:05","slug":"ion-isi-cumpara-un-binoclu-prea-tare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/21\/ion-isi-cumpara-un-binoclu-prea-tare\/","title":{"rendered":"Ion isi cumpara un binoclu ! Prea tare !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ion isi cumpara de la Cluj un binoclu.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Gheorghe intreaba: Ce-i ala?<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ion : &#8220;E un instrument cu care poti sa vezi pina hat departe si toate lucrurile le<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">vezi ca si cum ar fi linga tine.&#8221;<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Gheorghe: &#8220;Ma,nu se poate asa ceva!&#8221;<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ion: &#8220;-Ba da, ma. Uite, aseara stateam la mine in curte si te vedeam ce te mai<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">jucai cu nevasta-ta, cum o mai alergai, cum o mai iubeai&#8230;&#8221;<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Gheorghe :&#8221;-Vezi ca nu-i bun de nimic? Eu aseara nici n-am fost acasa!&#8221;<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion isi cumpara de la Cluj un binoclu. Gheorghe intreaba: Ce-i ala? Ion : &#8220;E un instrument cu care poti sa vezi pina hat departe si toate lucrurile le vezi&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12569,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101],"tags":[103,104,105,102],"class_list":["post-12521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bancuri-cu-ion","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-cu-ion","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12521"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12526,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12521\/revisions\/12526"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}